Avocados are one of those foods that if you were on a dessert island and that was the only food available for you to eat, you'd be okay with it. Avocados can do no wrong. The are simply perfect. At least everyone I know feels this way about them. Why bother socializing with people who don't like avocados...they must be sociopathic.
Today is the start of my summer vacation!!!! Husband and I are going to Halifax...but not for a few days yet. To kick things off on the right foot though we attended a birthday party dinner at Milestones. I did have a stretch between the end of work and the start of the party though and I've had a hankering for some avocado lately so I decided this would make a good snack for Husband and I. Turns out I'm the smartest mofo this side of the city, because this was a DAMN good snack. Husband who doesn't like blue cheese says to me "This guacamole is sooo good!" to which I coyly replied, "Oh really?!?!?! Because this is loaded with blue cheese." (I know roqufort and blue cheese a slightly different but gimme a break it's splitting hairs) Husband showed some surprise at this news but he chose to give no repsonse other than shoveling more in his mouth.
I didn't make this perfect either (surprise!) I just picked up roquefort and avacados on the way home guessing that was all I'd need..turns out I was wrong. I was lacking sour cream. The way I dealt with this was to add a 3rd avacado and pretend like I made this recipe to the T. Worked for me. And just incidently we left Milestones after listening to a band called "Steel Panther"...I eventually had to just scrap my dignity up of hte ground and call it a night...song titles include "The Shocker", "Asian Prostitute" - with the great lyric smells like sushi, and "Community Property". Guys if you're looking for a touching song to send out to your girlfriend try the last one.
And since we're now discussing sub-culture exposure...my boss emailed me a video today that he said made him think of me...I am obsessed with winning the lottery. I'm convinced it's only a matter of time before this happens to Husband and I and I talk about it all the time. And about how if I do win I may come into work one last day and remove the self-censor and tell people what I really think of them. It's a bit of a dream I have...a fantasy really. One of my many..anyhow the video is SOOOO funny I thought I'd share it with you. My boss didn't specify which of the 3 people he thought most made him think of me..a co-worker told me #1 but I like to think I'd be a combo of all 3...
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